Riding a giant roller coaster should be a mandatory personality test for every adult. Anyone who gets off smiling and relaxed should be registered as dangerously insane and unable to buy anything more hazardous than twinkies & crayons until they’re 60. Also, no licenses for those people. Ever. I shudder at the thought of all…
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I met a river monster who feeds only on terror, and he was charming. I’ve been white water rafting a couple of times before. Lovely excursions on a sunny day with friends and family. Always group trips with a guide who knew what we were going to see and do. At no stage in any…
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I think my travel agency has been taken over by aliens doing tolerance testing on unsuspecting humans. The agents’ accent sounded Venusian, but it might have been Martian. Maybe North Martian near Planum Boreum, it’s hard to tell over a staticy phone connection. At the beginning I thought she was being helpful, but over the…
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